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Well Im a adventurer. It started when i was a little boy and i built my first super robot to combat the God of the sea. It was an epic battle that i had to eventually fleet from. From there i moved far away to europe where I became the notorious thief known only as "The Man". I moved all around plundering treasure and stealing hearts. The job got to risky when my beloved pet sloth became the victim of a stray bullet ment for me. After that i gave up my thieving ways and moved to a monk hood in India. There I learned how to master the force and come to peace with myself. With my new found inner peace and love for the world I moved on to do something greater with my life. I became a pirate. I sailed around and used my force powers to sink ships and gain booty. After several days of wild sex and violence I realized that I desided to move on. I desided to stick to the good old United States and become a nomad. Actually, I lost all of my money and my ship to a one legged hooker in a devorse settlment and was forced to jump ship to avoid the anger of a drunken crew. But still i found myself here. Now im a simple man. I go were the wind takes me and move to the rythum of life. I enjoy catchy adjectives and long winded storys.

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